Streamer Sam

Most days he's normal. Some days he's viral. When that happens, you're handling 3000 req/s for 10 minutes and your fabric saturates.

Operational profile

Functions SteadyPlusBurst: base 8-20 req/s, burst 1500-3500 for 5-15 min, twice daily. 512 MB / 180 ms / 384 KB egress. Silver SLA, $1.5k signup.