Homelab Hank

Hank runs Nextcloud and Home Assistant around the clock. Deeply technical, tinkers constantly, and resents paying for anything he could self-host.

Operational profile

1 VM, 1 vCPU / 1 GB, ~0.4 req/s. Steady (no diurnal shape). Bronze SLA, $5-20 signup. Very tolerant; refers other homelabbers.