Corner-Shop Carl

Carl was told he 'needs a website'. He doesn't know what a server is, panics at jargon, and one baffling bill will send him to a website builder.

Operational profile

1 VM, 1 vCPU / 1 GB, ~0.3 req/s. Business-hours Cyclic. Bronze SLA, $10-40 signup. support_responsiveness 0.9 — needs hand-holding.