Crypto Chad

Chad pays well and on time, right up until the day he doesn't. His workloads attract DDoS attention you'll have to scrub, and he'll churn the instant something's slow.

Operational profile

2-8 VMs, 8 vCPU / 16 GB, compute-dense/GPU. Bronze SLA, $500-2k signup. When unhappy, attracts DDoS (spawn_attack 0.30). Very high poach risk.